RA.ONE Jokes

1)   Govt of India just announced Rs 50,000 relief to all those who watched RA1... Rs.25,000 for those who left before interval!!! :D

2) Breaking News...! Crocin, Disprin, Combiflam, Adol Panadol, Diclomol and all Headache Tablets Stock over after RA.ONE's release!!! :D

3) Salman to SRK after watching Ra.One,"Mujh par ek ehsaan karna, dubara aisi movie mat banana"!! :p

4) Rahul Gandhi to meet affected people after seeing Ra.One!! :p

5) Even Ra.mu doesn't wanna waste time by watching Ra.one...!

6) Ra.One gives more pain than a wife - HARD TO BELIVE BUT TRUE!!

7) Get RA.ONE under Lokpal bill...! Put people behind bars who made such movie!!

8) 100 people committed mass suicide after watching Ra.one!

9) Santa: SRK has launched a scheme...all audience get ticket of Ra.one for free! and he claims it will break all box office records!!
Banta: WTF!! How will the film do business??
Santa: Oh they are charging people who try to exit!!

10) Digvijay Singh- RSS hand behind Ra.One's release... :O

11) Abhishek Bachchan- 'Ravan was better than Ra.one!....Seriously!'...

12) Santa: I need Poison..
Chemist: I cant sell without prescription.
Santa shows his used Ra.one tickets...
Chemist: bus kar pagle, rulayega kya...badi bottle du ya chhoti.....;p